Stop & Breathe

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Future Ted: [voice-over] Now ever since Marshall put that ring on her finger, Lily had been, well, extra affectionate.
Marshall: Baby, no. I have a 25-page paper on constitutional law due Monday, I’ve barely started.
Lily: Hey, I’m just sitting here, wearing my ring, my beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. Like my shirt. I kinda don’t wanna wear my shirt anymore. Or my underwear. Oh, that’s right, I’m not wearing any.
Marshall: No underwear?
Lily: Not even slightly.
Ted: Guys. Boundaries.

How I Met Your Mother, 1x02 - Purple Giraffe